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Who is the president of the trees?

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.