Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.