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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

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Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.