Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.