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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!