Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!