Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!