Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentist's favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!