Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!