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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.