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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.