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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.