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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you call it when Batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!