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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.