Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.