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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.