Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
He got AIIIIIDS.
Jupiter
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.
Because they fall through his hands.
A Navel Destroyer.
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
They always get called for roughing.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He kept getting nailed to the boards.