Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards