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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.