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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.