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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.