What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler