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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler