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Christler Jokes

What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.