What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.