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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.