What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.