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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

God Jokes More God Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America