What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.