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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.