Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon
Jesus
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Dismay.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Oh, sorry...my fault.
That's right - a victim
Battlefield: Call of Duty
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Ten tickles
TWIGERING
He only had Non-Stick pans.
Because the Disc was cracked
Psst...Who washes your... sheets
A cross walk
He got too attached to his work.
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
He used base 3.
Henry the 1/8
A baseball team
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Their victims never see them coming.
Discuss
Because there's no karma involved.