Jesus
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Dismay.
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
Oh, sorry...my fault.
Battlefield: Call of Duty
He did lots of cross fit
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Jose and Hose B
By son.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
In case you get a hole in one.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
Ginger-bred
CATHOLICS: 18
His parents weren't 18 or older.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.