Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

15 Second Jokes More 15 Second Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed