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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

Twig Jokes More Twig Jokes

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.