Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

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Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison