Victim Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*