Victim Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!