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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu