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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Pokemon Card Jokes More Pokemon Card Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!