Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.