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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys