Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.