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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.