Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.