Because he lost his marbles.
Because they kept retweeting.
His first mate
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
Because he got hit by a car
Very exciting
