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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone