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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What Slenderman doesnt have?

Facebook.