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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"