Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.