Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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Whatsapp &amp?

Facebook?

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!