Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!