Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

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What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!