Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

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