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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What I hated the most in Facebook?

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