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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.