Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

Removed

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.