What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.