Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
He has a no-trade Claus
Because they have a claus in their contract.
He felt his presents.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Illumi-naughty
Naughty pine