Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty