Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry