Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty