Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Because Santa came early this year.
Because it'd Krampus style.
Santa isn't real.
Kohl's.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
Illumi-naughty
A naughty strawberry
Naughty pine