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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)