Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

World Leader Jokes More World Leader Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Naughty Jokes More Naughty Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)