How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.