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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint