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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)