How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.