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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke