How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).