How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor