Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense