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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).