Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk