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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.