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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Who's there! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A Led Zeppelin

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.