How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster