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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.