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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.