How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.