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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering