What do you get when you cross a philos...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")