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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.