What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog