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What do SQL programmers do at night?

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)