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What do SQL programmers do at night?

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)