What do SQL programmers do at night?

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Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.