A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.