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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.