A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.