A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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A meanderthal

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Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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Why are we here?

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It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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I don't knead you anymore.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.