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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.