A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Sql Jokes More Sql Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)