A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'