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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...