What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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Reddit

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It got toad away.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.