What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"