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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.