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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!