Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!