Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.