Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao