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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!