How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!