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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!