Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.