To get to the other side.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Mike Meowser
A fur-nace
The purchaser.
Kevin still doesn't know.
A meowntain.
Romeow
I'm not feline too good.
A leperd
I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.
They both have Sandy Claws.
They commeownicate.
A cheetah
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Poepurry
FeLine
Because curiousity was on the other side
Me-OW!
None! Cats can't sew!
Claude.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Take me to your litter.
It doesn't like Cats.
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Let Meowt!!!!
By thinking outside the box
Meowi
You rub them the wrong way
Mao
It was on paws
Pounce...
Purrth.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
9/11
They prefer a cat-alogue.
There are poodles everywhere!
He makes a fe-line for the door.
A cat.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
They have nein lives!
A hissy fit. ba dum tss.
Purolator.
A Cheetah.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Because they are non-voting felines!
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Because K-10 is for cats.
A cosh(x/a)
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!
Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!
Because it was out of tuna.
To scare off Cat burglars!
Deadmau5
Me...........Owwwwww!!
A frog. It croaks every night.
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
Because he couldn't see that well.
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
Paraffin and matches.
A precipuss.
A visit from the cops.
In meowers
The purr-rimiter.
Because they have nein lives.
Because it wasn't feline well
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
20 after 1.
They allel park
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
One.
Catonese
The cat shat on the mat.
Litterbox.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
It's smoking a cigarette.
To the dog.
Meowcus
She was a cat.
Half of a cat.
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
Maui.
All they ever say is Mao.
Get thee to a nyanery!
ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
Because of the tree bark.
Because it only ate condensed milk!
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
Because of its bark
A liar.
Five after one.
It was raining cats and dogs
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.
Attire
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
Push it down hill.
2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
A couple of seconds.
A reptile-dysfunction.
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
