Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.