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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.