Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.
A wet nose.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM
It was a Freudian slip
Because they had a point
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
A dog barking in a mirror.