Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!