Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte