Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.