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Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!