Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting