Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.