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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.