Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.