Because they have a claus in their contract.
Santa's little Elvis.
Elf and safety
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
My couch pulls out.
They're both brown except the snowball.
This one will sleigh you!
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Because of his retractable clause.
Intermittenly.
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.