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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.