Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.