Hearing AIDS
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
On the dotted line.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Ebowla
Because of his retractable clause.
Stop playing it cagey!
The clap.
Role tied.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
On the perineum falcon!
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
A cub reporter.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
A Spaghetto
Because he had gnocchi.
Bet on it.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Hermit Crabs
Gatoraids.
Santapplause!
Stephen Hawking
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
