Contract Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Contraction Jokes More Contraction Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Wolverine Jokes More Wolverine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Dot Line Jokes More Dot Line Jokes

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt.