On the dotted line.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Ebowla
Because of his retractable clause.
Stop playing it cagey!
The clap.
Role tied.
Intermittenly.
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Because the condition was untweetable.
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
Schwinning!
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
They're both X-Men.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
They're afraid of getting owned
Thanks for the refill.
By the ears...