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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's