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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's