He uses the best ingredients.
Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.
He plays golf.
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Santa stops after three ho's.
One of them has a good driver.
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Tiger Woods has a better driver
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
In case he got a hole in one.
Santa stops at three Ho's
In case he gets a hole in one.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
They were calm and collected.
Deep pockets.
It is usually still in the case.
In case they run out of bullets.
Because three hos are better than one!
OC) Brogues before Hos
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because it was A Minor.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
There isn't a single person left!
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
CATHOLICS: 18
Eh... It's sub-par.
All she does is stay on the dashboard.
