Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.