Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

You might also enjoy:

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Dwayne Johnson Jokes More Dwayne Johnson Jokes

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.