Tiger Woods Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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