Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Because he didn't have the balls!

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Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John