Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.