Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.