Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.