Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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FORE!

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?