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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Hehe Jokes More Hehe Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Incase Jokes More Incase Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!