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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?