Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.