Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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She grew out of her b-shells.

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And why is she wearing my underpants

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Metamucil

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Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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For proper gander purposes.

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With a pair of Caesars...

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!