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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.

Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!