How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.