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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for