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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!