How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre