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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!