How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.