How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.