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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.