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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.