Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!