Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!