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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!