Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage