Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.