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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!