Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.