Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.