Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!