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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.