Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

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What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.