Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Bruce Jokes More Bruce Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.