Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.