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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.