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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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They all have the same PR guy.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.