What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent