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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.