What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter