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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.