What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant