What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!