What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.