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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!