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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou