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What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.