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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.