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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.