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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...