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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet