What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.