What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...