What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots