What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.