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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...