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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!