One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Your mom is funny.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
It got stuck to the chicken.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
A receding hare-line.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
