What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.