What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery