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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

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Who's there! Celery! Celery who?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry!

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks