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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.