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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

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What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!