What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.