What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!