What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.