Let's just be cousins.
Their hips.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Ill call you tomorow
You break them at the middle and load them from behind
He went back to square one....
The chicken crossed it.
He wanted to be with his family.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
The pet store
It needed a tuna-up.
They couldn't function together.
A midwife crisis.
Now you're just Stallin.
A small medium at large.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
They were in a relationship!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Shucks
It gets toad away.
I literally cant even write now
Because he needed his space.
Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.
Breaking Bad
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
News casts
When it's down to it's last quarter.
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
It's only SPF
I Juan to break free
Anubis.
She just wasn't working out.
He dates his other sister.
He always breaks the bat.
Pasta la vista, baby.
It's more fun to break wind
Triple, eh?
If you break a leg, you get cast
Because all they do is break wind.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
Don't Break the Ice
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
With the chicken still around it
Because the trees break wind.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Because he was pain in the neck!
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
I just need some space.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
He was a boar.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
He married his cousin.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Someone's ring gets broken.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
They were just never on the same page...
A small medium at large
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
It got away!
It got toad away.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
He had no more pane
A racket.
With a John Deere letter.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
It ran out of cache.
Alistairs in this house are broken!
Not breaking up
A URLologist.
A John Deere letter.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
You gotta be chitin me!
Call triple neighhh!
Darn it!
The farmers milk them dry.
Skint Eastwood.
Www.AshleyMadison.com
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
He broke up with his girlfriend.
Find out after the break.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Go and retrieve her!
They wished it was Anubis.
Breaking fast yooo!
He buys a new house.
To break the rush-A stereotypes
He ran out of balance
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Because he blue cheese...
To break on through to the other side.
So he could break out.
Microsoft.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
One, but it takes 7 years.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
FIRETRUCK.
He force quit.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Your parents would know!
They both capture that special moment
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
He forgot his Loggins
A moot ant
Pupil: It's stolen!
Anything to ease the pain.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
