Let's just be cousins.
Ill call you tomorow
He went back to square one....
The chicken crossed it.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
The pet store
It needed a tuna-up.
They couldn't function together.
A midwife crisis.
Now you're just Stallin.
A small medium at large.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
They were in a relationship!
Shucks
It gets toad away.
I literally cant even write now
Because he needed his space.
Breaking Bad
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
News casts
When it's down to it's last quarter.
It's only SPF
Anubis.
She just wasn't working out.
He always breaks the bat.
Pasta la vista, baby.
It's more fun to break wind
Triple, eh?
If you break a leg, you get cast
Because all they do is break wind.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
Don't Break the Ice
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
With the chicken still around it
Because the trees break wind.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Because he was pain in the neck!
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
I just need some space.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
He was a boar.
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
He married his cousin.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
They were just never on the same page...
A small medium at large
It got away!
It got toad away.
Because she was looking for a stable relationship.
He had no more pane
A racket.
With a John Deere letter.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
It ran out of cache.
Alistairs in this house are broken!
Not breaking up
A URLologist.
A John Deere letter.
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
You gotta be chitin me!
Call triple neighhh!
Darn it!
The farmers milk them dry.
Skint Eastwood.
Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.
Find out after the break.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Go and retrieve her!
They wished it was Anubis.
Breaking fast yooo!
He buys a new house.
To break the rush-A stereotypes
He ran out of balance
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
Because he blue cheese...
To break on through to the other side.
So he could break out.
Microsoft.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
It broke the law of gravity!
I'm just not that Inuit."*
Luters.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
No weigh...
It's harder to break bills.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
They stop calling each other.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Allegra is broken!
Because he saw right through her.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Roberto.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
They use a sea lion.
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
He force quit.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because he was always in a cent.
Don't taste me, bro!
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
This joke...
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Theft
He glances over his shoulder.
Looks over both shoulders....
