Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?