Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What's the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it