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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.