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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

Who's there! Almond! Almond who?

Almond the side of the law! Kn

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!