Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!