How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!