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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan