How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan