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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.