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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.